Mondegreens for "Motteke! Sailor Fuku"

I like sausage
So you pull at the quarter guy
Cho!
Now bimbo does save goo
Now Who'll eat the quarter knife?
Goo!
Now munch on
Yeah check Chong
So Tokyo chose lilies
Yoh!
A safe (Womb!) I say (Womb!)
Yoh, tie Temari down and dye your Wii!

Nun caught the loo
Nun caught the loo
I shit the loo
Are the hick corps gon' check out the blue moon?
Now you mean bull
Goat testicle
Oy, sheen bull
Inca Gen and Sheen aside!
Combed data arts gonna hold Erill Canada
Teh Ewok loo
Zulu on the knuckle
Old erotic tart
I touched the kettle
Course I'll hardly pet them!
Koi Da-da-da-da-dawn!

*some stuff I can't make out, add whatever captions you want here*

Bonbon!
All game down
Let's get jelly, Pie
The lawn!
Can gay guys look up sensation?
HIGH!
So as I cum, Tenten's so upset
Boots got there
Lucky Master 
Oh, there's only the gun that she made up!

Moldy inky Psycho needs my lunch and Uno
What, I touched an old hard zoo?
C'est la cuckoo
The color (desu) gets you low
Can't sue you, old bean 
Nano icky game by Louie
No, the host in New York
Muzzy cuckoo got me, Ino (desu)
Kawaii!

Second sun peach
So the mud ate the chinchilla
Nyan!
Go butt tape (Meow!) On shit-tape (Meow!)
No dying dime please!